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Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting.
John Russell
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As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we wou
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Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
She got up, unplugged the TV
My Living Will
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The doctor said, "Julian, the good news is I can cure your headaches.
The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one heck of a head
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A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Joey Adams
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