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Marriage Jokes

"Who's your real friend? Lock your dog and your spouse in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open it, which one is really happy to see you?

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A man watching golf on TV keeps switching to a channel carrying a dirty movie featuring a lusty couple. He says to his wife "I don't know whether to watch them or watch golf." To which the wife replies "For heaven's sake watch them. You already know

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Between Women. A woman doesn't come home one night. The next day she tells her husband she slept over at a friend's house. Her husband calls her ten best friends. Not one knows about it. Between Men. A man doesn't come home one night

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A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said that she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed,

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A pregnant woman with her first child paid a visit to her obstetrician. After the exam she said "My husband wants me to".....The doctor interrupted. I know. I know. Tell him sex is fine till late in the pregnancy." "That's not it" said the woman, "He

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