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DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the room, denting the freshly-painted vertical stabilizer which you had carefully

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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy-efficient kind. But this week, I got a call from the contractor complaining that his work had been completed a whole year ago and I had yet to pay for them. Boy

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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange. When the busboy brought our water and utensils, I noticed he also had a spoon in

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain

If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm. Vince Lombardi

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